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Piano Falling from Sky Probability

What's the probability of a piano falling on my head at this moment?

Could it get any worse?

Rex, have you been using the credit card again?

Who'll be the lucky gal for a date tonight.

Cat Meets Dog Cartoon

How do you like it now?

"Try to look intimidating and they may drop these charges"

"Fetch a t-bone steak an you'll notice willingness to participate."

"Nachos please, they're above the fridge"

From now on we run this place like a business.